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Just watch me fuck this up...
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Um... I'm nice when i'm not being scary? What the hell do you want to know? I happen to sport 2 X chromosones, i'm taller than 5'3" but shorter than 5'5", i'm so full of shit it has turned my hair and eye color....ta da? I'm also a Tarus and love hot weather. lolz...oh yeah... I LOVE LASAGNA!

Current Residence: The deep dark corner under little kids beds...
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...i'ma fat ass.
Print preference: PRETTY...or at the very least optically catching...
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock...anything really...
Favourite photographer: ...her mom...i swear, she's a camera whore!
Favourite style of art: Tablet art with wash colors and intract detailing.
Operating System: The one where the doctor...takes the scalpel...and cuts you OPEN...with no gas or numbing agents...
MP3 player of choice: I just have the bands set up in the living room and play to me...Bethoveen, GET YOUR PIANO!
Shell of choice: Turtle is good, but rollipolies have good shells to....
Wallpaper of choice: that cheep kind that ends up peeling off the wall in strips...
Skin of choice: Mine...unless someones going to make me a coat?
Favourite cartoon character: To many to name
Personal Quote: I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people...
  • Listening to: Little Nikki
  • Reading: The magical words i'm typing
  • Watching: Words APPEAR on the screen.
  • Playing: With myself
  • Eating: Leftovers from between my teeth
  • Drinking: WISHES she was drinking...MOUNTAIN DEEEEWWWWW
Okay, soooo...I've recently had a sudden bout of contemplation.
In the movie little nikki, the devil shoves a pineapple up Hitlers ass...
Is this the same fate all nazis get?
If so....does Herr Major from hellsing get a big fat spikey pineapple
shoved viciously up his way to tight robotic sphincter every night?
who does it? Does lucifer handle this personaly for his own amusement
and the war mongers deserving punishment? Or does any random demon
get to select a truly invasive and sharp instrument of fruity justice,
cup those fat fleshy cheeks, make um smile and deliver unto major
a most sinisterly, prickly, well deserved punishment?
I'm curious. I really am.
Could I, even, upon my death, go to hell...and stuff the fruit of
tourture in the fat asses....fat ass?
If this is the case, could I please be blessed with a truck of
extra large pinnaples, one robotic, fat ass, nazi douche bag,
and the blessings of a couple hell scum and a suspension/bondage
system. Cause I really feel the major needs a pineapple in his


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Angelia-Dark Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How's the weather up there? It sucks down here... o_o
Angelia-Dark Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Havent seen you in a spell.
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AkumuNoNekura Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
The voices.
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